Could someone close in age (20-25) please send a burp my way? 
Having one of those slow days where it’d really cheer me up. Hit me with your best shot haha, I love surprises 
Nothing sexual though, if you try steering the convo that way I definitely won’t respond. Thanks :)
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Admiration for burps?
Yeah! :)
Chatting abt or actually wanting them bcuz are you into them in general or gender specific
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Im 25 years from germany, if you want
Wouldnt bother, i said hi to her in a dm some time ago and she didnt respond, she just wants attention, hence the “if the chat gets sexual im blocking” or w/e she said
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I didn’t respond because you’re clearly not very kind to other women on this site. I check profiles yk :) I’m also asexual so yeah, not looking for sexual convos with horny straight men. Have a nice one, bestie
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Dang, boyo got roasted~ Always good to see someone standin’ up for themselves.
Best of luck on your hunt for burps, by the way! I’d offer, but I’m a bit above the age range you’re lookin’ for, so good luck is what I’ll offer instead!
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My style of convo is typically the harsh reality kind, if something i said to stupid women offended you, guess what type of woman that makes you? Exactly like them, as i said, noone should bother with attention whores like you that probably cant even hold a convo
Yeah, “definetely” that was the best “roast” that could come out of 2 lonely begging females
Lol
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“I cHecK PrOFilEs yKnOw?” 
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Got you to react, so I’d say it worked like a charm. Also, pretty sure there’s just the one woman here. Another swing and a miss for you.
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Nah, i usually respond when im actively waiting for something, so u didnt get me to react, also if ure straight, you shouldnt flex the fact that i 90% thought ure a female by the way ure typing
Um actually a response is a kind of reaction. Also dang, I write like a woman? A lot of my favorite writers are women! Is this how I learn to become a famous author?
In all seriousness, being told you thought I was a woman because of the way I write and reply is not nearly as insulting as you think it is. Feel free to try again, though perhaps do it in my DMs this time? No sense in plaguing the OP with more of your nonsense, lmao~
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Let’s just avoid turning every topic into a beef
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She’s a very good conversationalist, actually. It seems you’re butthurt she won’t share those conversational skills with you. This is embarrassing. Move on.
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Yeah, ure a guy probably burping for her and shes asexual and probably wont do anything back. Im SURE that shes a good conversationalist 
I can second that she’s fun to have convos with. Probably my favorite person from the forum I’ve talked to tbh. Really down to earth and down to talk about anything. Sorry she don’t wanna fuck you bro.
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No woman is going to be interested in entertaining you after witnessing how you’ve chosen to present yourself here.
Regardless of how you’ve labeled the entire gender “Stupid” we are in fact NOT stupid, and certainly don’t want to deal with this nonsense.
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