Going to a legal brothel for burps

$1000 is a bit steep for that. If you’re looking for just burps, it might be cheaper to just go to a strip club, order a private dance and politely state that you would offer an additional tip if she belched in your face.

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Yeah, can’t imagine paying $1000. Honestly can’t imagine paying for burps at all. Commodification of everyday events is very strange for me, but admittedly, I hate capitalism.

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With all due respect, you don’t know my situation. Going to a brothel for intimacy certainly wasn’t my first solution, it was my last. I have tried asking out women before, but it has never worked out since I have awful social skills and am just a generally unpleasant person to be around. I am almost thirty years old and I have never had a girlfriend before, so I figured my only options at this point were to either pay for sex or never have it at all, and I chose to pay for it.

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I should be clear, burping wasn’t the only thing I had her do for me. There was a whole slew of other depraved actions I had her engage with me in, that might explain the cost.

You don’t seem unpleasant at least from your posts, and you can learn social skills. I don’t think there’s anything particularly wrong with paying for stuff, but it’s not the only solution out there.

I can see where you’re coming from, but everyone on earth is deserving of love, you just have to find it. You can always try a foreign country, you’d be surprised how quickly you could find a relationship outside the United States. Now if your standards don’t allow for woman outside this country, then you may want to look into lowering them a little bit

For the record this isn’t me hating, I’ve been in this situation before (but not as bad) this is just me trying to help

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I try to restrain myself from constantly calling every straight man on here a self-loathing incel, but y’all don’t make it easy…

Going to a brothel isn’t bad, that is for sure. They handle that kind pf customer daily and are used to it. ;)
BUT as I said, social skills are built in our brains.
I worked with the text you posted nothing more combined with some experience from my side, what could happen? ;)
Norhing!
Don’t read words, listen!
@Q that’s what I said with my message to him.

And again, you could just use some paper and write down what’s on your mind… like unpleasant person to be around (ego thing an deception and changing perpectives.) Props you took action about it. But go and meet new people ;)

I don’t know how pointing this out would help him in his situation apart from just making him feel worse

plus the meaning of the word “incel” has changed over time since it’s used against misogynistic people who blames other for not having sex with them, don’t jump into stereotypes and just use the word virgin

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Thank you for your kind words. I have tried to improve my social skills in the past, but nothing I did ever worked. No one ever truly gives up hope completely though, so there is still a vague chance that I might be able to improve in the future I guess.

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I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to finding love in a different country, unfortunately I don’t really have the money to be able to travel though. Thank you for the advice though, I do appreciate it.

I don’t really see how I fit that description though.
I suppose I can understand how my post might come off as self loathing, but I really don’t feel any kind of self hatred, I just wish I had better social skills. And I know the word “incel” has become synonymous with misogyny nowadays, but I have no ill will toward women.

I’m technically not even an incel in the literal sense after going to that brothel.

Thank you for the advice. “Unpleasant” probably wasn’t the most accurate word to use when talking about my situation, it would be more accurate to say that people simply find me awkward. Even my friends and family need to be drunk if they’re going to be around me for extended periods of time, (which is a little awkward since I myself don’t drink) I am just not a good a person to hold a conversation with. I am sure there is someone out there in the world that would enjoy my company, I just don’t know how to find them.

I appreciate you defending me. I think this person may have just gotten the wrong idea about me.

Ure exactly the definition of a loser anally gapped like a bucket female

I’ll try with this. If you REALLY do some research into traveling, it’s not THAT expensive depending on where you go and how you plan it out. Obviously it’s not something you can do on a whim but that money you saved to use on a brothel you can use for a week or two vacation in a different country.

That’s up to you though, if you’re chill with doing what you’re doing, then do that. I’m not one to try and yuck on people’s yum

i don’t even know what you mean by this, but just by saying “female,” you’re not helping the case of the forum’s misogyny problem…

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Mysoginy is only engrained in misandrist’s females’ mind