Hi All! First of all, I hope you have had an amazing New Year holiday and wish that 2024 will be a fantastic year!
I was kind of getting my hopes up that I’d have something to share here after the holidays were over, and I’m so glad I wasn’t being stupidly hopeful!
My partner and I had a really close friend of ours stay over for the holidays (I mention him on this post, when he first farted around me) and, granted I’d heard him farting before and that he’s quite goofy and likes burping around us for fun, I was hopeful there was a chance I’d get lucky again and hear him fart some more hehe And I’m so glad I was right about it!
The first situation happened on his first night over. We were watching some YouTube videos, and he said he was going to the kitchen to grab something to drink and I asked him to bring me some Coke as well. My apartment is quite small, so I’d be able to see him all the way to the kitchen. As he was headed toward the refrigerator, he saw the bathroom door barely open and was going to close it. However, as he grabbed the handle with his right hand, he uttered “Hang on a second…”, and opened the bathroom door just enough to lean around and fit only his butt inside the bathrrom. I heard what he’d just said and locked eyes with him as he leaned his butt in the bathroom and did his thing, looking straight into my eyes with a playful grin. They were two farts in total and, although not the longest, they were so hot together. The first one was a sharp and deep pop that raised the curtains for the main attraction: a slightly longer, airy trombone-y fart that tickled a chuckle out of him. When his performance was finished, the two of us couldn’t stop laughing and I playfully (but meaning every single word) told him we were close enough that he didn’t have to go through all that trouble just to fart, and he said he’d only done it cuz he wasn’t sure how bad it would smell, laughing all the while.
This was already hot enough, but it was a very similar situation to the first time he farted in front of me, so a greedy part of me was hoping for something more and something different! And, thankfully, I was graciously gifted with another hot moment, which happened earlier today (Jan 1st).
We were watching a movie and he asked me to pause it cuz he had to send his mom a message, since she needed some urgent information. While he was texting, the Glade automatic spray we had sprayed some perfume into the air, which caught his attention. Since there was also a bug auto-spray beside the Glade, I told him I wasn’t sure which one had just sprayed. He stared me in the eyes a little too long and claimed he was positive it was the Glade spray that had gone off. I was a bit puzzled by his look and asked “Oh, is that right?”, to which he replied “Yeah… I mean, can’t you smell the perfurme?” in a frisky fashion. What followed the question was another brassy, deep, 3-second fart that was muffled by the leather chair, but still very audible! He maintained eye-contact throughout the WHOLE situation, which made it even more amusing for me. I like that both times he farted he made sure I was paying complete attention to him, and that matches his goofiness very well.
We once again laughed a lot about it, and he said “Thankfully this one didn’t smell”, and I quickly said “Yeah, no, it does smell” and laughed about it saying it was not that bad and that my partner put me through way worse.
So, these were the moments I wanted to share with you guys! Hope you guys enjoy reading it, and that I have even more moments like these to share in the future :3