Hey its Kimycola! I feel like writing something lol
I’ve been burping for as long as I can remember. I started very young because I thought it was funny to do. Just like farting. It makes me giggle lol. And over time, I became really good at it. I was so good that my parents would yell at me to stop all the time, almost every day lol.
Since I am 33, and my sister Katie is 21, she grew up listening to my belches wanting to try it out for herself. We quickly learned that my sister is just as good if not BETTER than me lol. And our parents hated that even more lol. So now they had to yell at both of us and me for being somewhat of a strange influence.
Some of my influencers are as follows:
Ed from Ed, Edd & Eddy
After becoming an adult, I would go to parties and just let it rip either impressing everyone in the room or clearing out a room from disgust in the middle of a beer pong game! Burping in a public setting is not shameful to me. I would burp in front of my boyfriends parents, during events, at bars, during work, just about anywhere anytime I felt a natural one build up in my throat. When I would go on dates, I would have to mention right off the top that I burp a lot and very loudly. I feel like they needed to know that this is me 100% and if you don’t like it then I’m not your girl lol.
I have never been challenged in a public setting but I have been kicked out of a bar for belching too loud. It was during a bachelorette party and we were bar hoping. We walked in, I ordered a beer. My friend ordered shots for us. I took one sip of my beer and let a huge one rip while staring into the eyes of my bartender because I was extremely proud, as always. He did not like that shit one fucking bit. He ripped my beer from my hand and stuffed it under the bar and told me I had to leave. As he walked away to print my tab, I grabbed my beer back and started drinking again. I literally thought he was joking!!! He was not. He slid me my tab and said, “This is not a joke ma’am. Please leave.” I paid my tab, walked out, and posed at the front door for a picture. Seriously so proud of myself in that moment and still to this day so extremely proud of myself LOL.
Flash forward to today, I HAD NO IDEA BURPING WAS A FETISH!!! Wtffffffff why didn’t anyone tell me?!?!?! I would’ve been in the game! I’ve always wanted to be a content creator! I just had no idea what to do or what to film. Burping, wow. The thing that I’m so amazing at. All you have to do is be yourself wtffffff lol okay here I am!
I will post more stories and thoughts, as I think of them, about my life and experiences as a burp content creator. I do enjoy writing sometimes. This could be therapy for me lol I hope you guys enjoy!
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