Loosing Em

I think I’m loosing ALL my best female belchers one by one. 2 passed away, I loss touch with my Kentucky gal years ago, my one friend of 15 years never has minutes on her phone so she only says hi to me via FB messenger, my girl Lorraine says she’s not able to do big ones over the phone for me like she use to because of a surgery she had, my ex friend Tanya got mad at me because I didn’t send her money, my friend Bethany is my most recent experience. She called me as recently as 2 days ago but she’ll start burping for me over the phone and easily get distracted by something she is reading while she’s in the middle of burping for me… (and sometimes even tells me she’s gotta go because she has to join a FB chat) my Mexican friend GiGi got a boyfriend and forgot about all her male friends, my friend that used to sit next to me in math class and do nice bigs everyday has grown out of it and I haven’t heard one come out of her since 1999 or somewhere around that time…and my gal Indi has fallen in love with some chick that she’s about to move in with, so I’m pretty sure our nights of us drinking, having sex, and her blasting out monstrous burps while sitting on her bed are all gone. I enjoyed her alot because out of all the girls I named, she was the one that had contests with me in person rather than over the phone. Guess whoever said NOTHING LASTS FOREVER was spot on

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You okay?
There will be more women out there
Just gotta keep looking

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Yeah I’m good. At least I can say I’ve met or either became phone buddies with a shitload of gassy girls in my lifetime

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I mean, if we are going to be honest I\m sure most people don’t even have that kind of cache of burping women around them ever to call up on. But I have ask before I ask a follow up question, are you in the US?

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Yep… the South Eastern region. And yes… I had alot of em to call upon because of the way I used to meet them. Met the majority of them of the phone on the Chatline years ago. It was so easy for me to get burps out of them because I used to say in my greeting that I was looking for someone bored because I was bored myself. So since they were bored, I asked if they wanted to kill time with a belching contests. That’s how I got the majority of the females to burp. They were more than happy today

I’m just curious if that one friend is in the US, why is she paying for Mins on her phone??

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Nobody was paying for minutes. It’s a string of FREE party lines called talkee.com. Google it, they still exists till this day

Oh…just caught on to the question u were inquiring about. My friend Kimberly was paying for minutes back then because she had one of those minute phones. Like track phone.