Hey guys maybe I’m being a bit dramatic or not idk but I just experienced in real time my first proper burp fantasy come to life I’m talking the shit you’d see on wattpad
I have no idea how tf I manifested this , I’m in shock and my burp drive has been fulfilled for at least another year … here’s how it went . I loved it and would love to hear your views on it , OMD OMD OMD OMD I LOVE MEN SO MUCH DAMN FUCKK. I’m still trying to recollect the whole memory of what happened to bring it all together
I went to the gym late at night around 11 etc , there was me and a couple other people and there was this guy , really hot guy, buff as hell , around 5,11 manly muscular , tan skin , seems like he’s in his late 20s early 30s . After I finished my workout I head to the locker rooms , me and him only
(yes this is going where you think it’s headed )
I was there first and he came over to my area , bit weird but I didn’t mind even though there was a whole other area he could go to because it was empty . We both gave each other flirty looks etc as we got changed . He just took his tank top off , He got some drink out and it seemed like a protein shake or summat and in my head I was praying that it had some carbonation or some shit in it so he’d burp , he was chugging the whole godamn thing and gulping and shit , I was getting bricked , for those of y’all who want full on onomatopoeia it was like * Gulp gulp * after he finished he made that sighing ahh sound which ppl do after they have a nice drink and he did the most longest manliest belch I’ve ever heard it was like a * BUUUUUUURRRRRRRAAAAAP sound, which started off deep and low then got higher in sound and depth , and he sighed after I was full on bricked atp He then did a couple more quick burps like urrp urrp urrp ( can’t remember the exact number ) and sighed and baring in mind he was shirtless too he had his tank top off , he didn’t apologise either . I didnt really want him to to think I was into his burps so I just gave him like a couple of dirty looks . Then he said summat along the lines of what’s your problem etc etc in an Italian accent ? Idk like one of those mafia daddies? . then I just said that’s disgusting have some manners ( idk why i said that I think I was just in a horny shock ) . Then he said oh opps and did the
“ okay whatever “ type hand gestures sarcastically , then smirked or did some grin and had a couple of sips of his drink again and did an even longer burp it was more like a fuck off sounding burp *FUUUURRRRRCKKKKK OFFFFF * to me and he laughed it off , at this point I think he was drunk but why would he be drunk at the gym ? I was like this is too much to be true , tbh I was a bit scared atp but aroused simultaneously . I was enjoying it so I played along I came over to him and said you got a problem or summat , then he like sucked his chin in
( you know that face you make when your about to burp ) and he held my face pulled it towards him and belched on me , loudly for like a few seconds , I could smell his juice , he laughed and pushed me back then did some other stuff I can’t remember for significance , I think at this point we were both obviously into what was going on , it was basically role play back and forth . anyways the story doesn’t end there… blah blah blah we kept making comments at each other , I was saying things to make him seem dominant and me more submissive , and he said some words that FUCKING STUCK ON ME he said and I quote “ lick off the sweat of my fucking armpit faggot or I’ll burp on you all night “ , at the point my mind was entranced I just had my jaw dropped and I walked over him and licked his musky sweat off , he kept on burping on me saying stuff like oh that’s not good enough , do better , he kept on chugging his drink and burping , as I was licking his hairy chest, his drink trickled down his chest from his chin and fell on me and blah blah , we went to the toilet area in the locker room and he told me to watch him piss , and , we both still had that roleplay mindset even after we finished playing around . we then exchanged numbers as we were still pulling on the roleplay act with each other and I left the gym and haven’t messaged him yet .
I HAVE NOT BEEN THE SAME SINCE , EVERY MOMEMT OF WHAT HAPPNED IS IN MY BRAIN RN EVERY IMAGE PIXEL
SORRY IF SOME PARTS DOMT MAKE SENSE IM JUST BLURTING WHAT I KNOW
GOSHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO GAY
BARING IN MIND THIS GUY IS OVER A DECADE OLDER THAN ME I REALLY LIKE HIM IDGAF I WANT HIM
