Oof. The cringe is real in here folks. I’m glad we can cringe together.
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Damn… that’s when u pray he has eye boogers or something. Something that could’ve possibly blurred his vision… so he doesn’t know for sure whether he saw what he thinks he saw
Come to think of it… there was another time that I could’ve possibly have been exposed. I remember this female from Tampa ( I mentioned her before but LMK if u missed it and wanna hear about my experience with her) who used to send voicemails of her burping on this chatline I met her from…because we used to try and out do one another. I specifically remember one night I was listening to her audio recording. Well u know how loud some cell phone speakers can be. I remember listening to her message and my girl at the time was right near me, and she stared at me and smiled. Didn’t even say a word. Just smiled at me for like 3 or 4 seconds. At first I thought I was gonna just listen to the message she sent me, and I’d be turned on discreetly. BUT NO… by the time I had realized it was loud enough for anyone in my vicinity to hear… it was too late
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Not my embarrassing moment but second-hand embarrassing.
Back in college, there was a cute girl who was smol and had a nice butt. Her name was Vicki. She was really nerdy and naive and innocent. Appparently a few guys, including her boyfriend that she got with at the time, considered me a “threat” and I had no idea. She was my next-door neighbor one year and I just casually visited her and hung out with her. I actually considered her a possibility one time but she came off as TOO innocent and normie for me, so I didn’t think of her that way.
Well, maybe I was wrong. Because one day late in the school year she asked me for help with her computer. She was FREAKING out about it. She was already in a relationship with her bf at the time when this happened. She had trouble telling if her computer was infected and didn’t want to click anything because her browser froze. She knew I was tech-savvy and asked me for help. She had a bunch of “Windows pop-ups” telling her she needed to click to scan her computer.
So I’m looking at her computer and she most likely didn’t realize that she had left the words
“what does anal feel like?” in the tiny search bar on the top right corner of the browser before it froze.
I pretended like I didn’t see it - but I suddenly understood why she ran into pop-ups that said she need to “click here to scan for an infection!”
anyways. her boyfriend was a total deadbeat and nobody liked him and they tried to give her hints to drop him but she didn’t drop him until after we graduated and parted ways. in retrospect, piecing things together, I wonder if either A) he was pressuring her into things she didn’t want to do, or B) she had a freaky side she was curious about but he dissatisfied her. there were other instances that seemed to imply that.
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Wow.. that’s definitely some second hand embarrassment. I can see why she was in such a panic LOL. Just from the little bit that I hear about this dude, I would probably go with.. A. Hey, I could be wrong, but it definitely sounds like one of those ( I’ve never done this before, but I don’t want to lose him, so I’ll try it) situations
Recently I asked someone to tell me the name of a YouTube video that was playing on a laptop in a group so I could look at the video on my phone and read the captions, and when I opened up the YouTube app, my entire recent search history was burp stuff, and I was freaking out that they looked at my phone because for some reason they had to come over next to me to tell me the name of the damn video! However, I burped in front of them later that day and they said “cute” and they continue to burp in front of me without trying to stifle them too much, so they probably didn’t see it.
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oh god, yeah these days with phones if any of my close friends were to ask “hey hey hey can I use your phone?” I will just joke “no. shut up. I have porn on there. ask someone else”
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Mine has got to be when an old manager of mine told our GM that I rate her burps and she send me videos. He didn’t really inquire or ask questions but I could feel his eyes. I left work early that day 
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Oh wow. I would’ve left permanently 
I thought about it trust me but he never said much about it afterward.
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