Saturday I went to this restaurant to order some food. While I was in line waiting, this deep loud burp comes from me. But it didn’t actually come out of my body, I came from my phone. While n my pocket, the video that I had paused prior to walking inside the restaurant ( Cheryl burping for her friend), somehow unpaused while my hands were in my pocket. The cashier that was about to take my order just stared at me and then he looked down in my pants pocket. The young lady that was standing near me moved closer to her male friend…as if she was trying to keep her distance from me. Yeah with my hand still in my pocket I was continuously pressing the volume down button to shut the video up. Just wanted to share that with you all and ask if anything awkward and or embarrassing have happened to you?
I once had to use a keylogger to break into my brother’s business gmail and delete some burp shit in his history I had absent mindidly looked up while google was signed into his account(asked to borrow my laptop a couple times). not proud of it.
Aww man, u think u deleted it before he had a chance to discover your searches?
Caught when jacking it to a burping video with NO HEADPHONES, I was a dumb kid.
Still trying to find that video though, it was a comp of a series of videos of a girl sitting on her bed, I think it had plaid sheets and the wall was white or pink and she was just burping, it was like a medical disease though not on command probably. When I first watched it I thought she was in an asylum cause of the dim lights and kind of expressionlessness of it lmao
Oh… u got my experience beat for sure. Damn
Wasn’t caught jacking it, but my best friend found it in my search history when I was younger. We pretended like it never happen soon after. I was so embarrassed and I hope to god to this day he forgot.
it all happened in the same weekend and he didn’t have his computer(hence the problem), I’m pretty confident he didn’t check his history in the short times he logged in. more of a long term worry.
Yeah, you’re probably right. People don’t generally check their history that frequently
I have three really awkward stories that dealt with my parents.
First time: way back in the elder days of the Internet, when I was 12 or 13, I did not know about a little something called “browser history”. To make matters worse, this was back in the day where it was common for a family to share one computer. Some of the earliest stuff I found online were previews and websites of Japanese women farting. I snuck into the computer room late at night to watch this stuff.
One day, my mom confronted me at breakfast and said, “You should be careful about strange things on the Internet.”
She had said it so vaguely that at first I was like “Huh?”
And she stared me down and repeated what she said and that’s when I realized oh fuck she somehow saw what I looked up.
Could have been worse but that was the very first time someone in general found something I was looking up concerning the fetish.
Second time: This was also around the same time as the above story, since that was the “golden age” of my discovery of the fetish and so my parents definitely caught wind of my quirks. I forgot how this happened but my mom seemed to find out about my bloated belly fetish but didn’t realize it was a fetish and thought it was just a “funny thing” I liked. She told my dad once for whatever the fuck reason and after we had dinner he told me he was full and showed me his belly and I wanted to die. I wanted to fucking take a gun and blow my brains out.
Third time: oh my god I hated this time so much
Content warning for the following: TMI about jerking off
I was still living with my parents and one morning was jerking off under the bedsheets, and then IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LITERAL FUCKING ORGASM, my mom walked into my room without knocking to ask me a question.
99% of the time I lived with my parents, my mom was good at knocking before entering, but for whatever reason that day was the 1% she just waltz right in.
I cannot adequately describe the intense pain I felt as I turned over to my side to pretend like I was still sleeping and stopped myself from cumming. Thankfully she did not see anything because I was under the covers but I still turned around to prevent her from realizing what I was doing.
I never had a kidney stone but I hear a lot that passing a kidney stone feels like a unbearable stinging pain in your penis that you are rendered unable to stand.
That was what this was like.
This intense shooting stinging pain across the entire shaft. I very nearly yelped aloud.
So.
Ever since that day, I have needed to cum immediately after cumming once. No joke. Every time I cum now, not all of it comes out. Somehow this altered my penis in a way that even my doctor is like “fuck man that’s weird idk what to say about that”. I straight up asked him about it. So. I dunno what to do about it lol.
My hope is that one day I will find a partner who will give me the greatest handjob ever that my penis will go “back to normal” with this.
Lastly, other times at work I have forgotten how loud the volume was up on my phone but I was able to turn it down before the person in the video farted or burped or made any kind of sexual noise. But those initial 2 seconds are like a heart attack. The “OH FUCK EVERYONE CAN HEAR”
I’ve got a couple crazy stories though where people found out what I was into in some weird or embarrassing way. I’ll post later though. This post is already War and Peace long.
Dear god I understand.
Next time that happens just say “oh, my stupid friends must’ve pranked me with a new ringtone sorry everyone” think there is nothing else one can do in that situation😀
I thought of some along the lines of that but I said eff it, I’ll be out of here in about 2 minutes lol. I was thinking about saying ( why did this dude send me a burping compilation as a joke). Well could’ve been worse. Could’ve gotten caught enjoying a burping video “if you know what I mean”. That would’ve been 80 times more shameful
HAHAHAHAHA 
That is crazy. Maybe they wanted to make sure you always connect that with it, instead of something sexual.
My only embarrassing moment was when I accidentally pasted a burp video link and send it to a classmate on Facebook. The stupid thing is that it shows more than a link if you DM it to someone. So he 100% saw the title of the video
We were working on a project together and I swear to god, I copied something else after the burp video link… related to the school project.
Luckily he was a real friend and never brought it up or anything. But the rest of the day AND the next school day was probably the most scared I have ever been.
Got walked in on while jerking off to a burping video with no headphones when i was a teen. I always locked the door beforehand, but not that time. After that I always checked if the door to my room was locked by rotating the key all the way. At one point I pressed it so hard that it broke and part of it got stuck in the lock. So I had to lock pick my way out of my own room instead of jerking off. Fun times.
I have alt accounts for fetish stuff and log out of them as soon as I’m done + don’t keep anything locally stored on my phone precisely so this thing doesn’t happen. I also start tiktok on mute, because burping videos keep showing up in my main acc for you page no matter how many times I press “not interested”. Imagine wanting to show someone a fun video on your phone and instead it’s insert streamer Relieving Hot Burps. Scary.
I’ve got a few embarrassing ones, but I usually close all apps that have any videos on them nowadays before I go anywhere public, or I just always make sure my volume is silenced.
First thing that happened to me was that my last long term gf who I am no longer with definitely went into my phone and found it, bc she brought it up to me and I never used any of her stuff to look this up, it ended up being fine and she tried to indulge me a bit even, but I was so nervous. 
Second(well this happened more than a handful of times unfortunately) I would be talking to someone from any of these online websites and I started to understand how the scam worked after getting caught like three or four times. Basically, the person pretends to be a girl who is interested in burping. I didn’t notice this at first but they kept asking for videos that showed my face/gut/nudity while burping and if I didn’t show my face they would request a selfie or a face pic. Lo and behold these people would attempt to “dox” me or in other words threaten to send these videos and pics to my whole fb friends list or ig friends list, etc. Usually what I do is just block them, but I know that some of the videos have been sent to people that I know personally and I know somebody who I no longer speak to has seen it. Unfortunately this happens often af tho, I just have been super careful now.
The first experience with the ex was cool and could have potentially turned into something beautiful. Those other experiences however were terrible. I always wish the most wicked karma on someone who operates like that. Damn… that’s something a person can’t come back from. Like it’s hard to lie about a video like that, once someone has seen it. Sorry that happened to you 
Damn… yeah that’s extremely embarrassing. Not so much the jerking off part (because everyone knows that happens). But what u got caught jerking off to. Whenever someone else who has access/ a key to my place is near, I always wear headphones when watching such things lol
Damn… thanx for sharing those 3 experiences. With experiences like those, I don’t think I have any right to feel any kind of way about my incident the other day lol. That belly thing with your dad had to be awkward for ya. I had a similar thing concerning browser history with my sister’s computer back in the day. This was concerning scat. I never had a scat fetish or anything like that but this was before smart phones and I was exploring things out of curiosity on my sister’s computer because I didn’t have one at that time. I stumbled across Japanese women shitting and was grossed out but intrigued at the same time. This was before 2girls one cup was even thought of. The next day my sister just looked at me and shook her head and told me " you’re SICK". Like I said, I didnt have a scat fetish but my curiosity AND not knowing about browser history…got the best of me
That actually reminds me of something very recent that happened where a friend totally saw something but didn’t say anything.
I have in my Quick Access list on Windows my “Fetish Stories” folder.
Well.
I like to mod video games and a friend was going over how to mod my Switch. It got complicated so he needed me to share my screen. I did it without a second thought and as we were browsing for a folder for five whole minutes, I realized that “FETISH STORIES” was right there in full view in Quick Access.
He never brought it up but when I realized that I was like “Ohfuckohgodohfuckohfuckthat’sawkwardplsdon’tsayanythingaboutthatohfuck”