Hey y’all! I was wondering if anybody has any favorite gals that you have known that were great belchers? Also did they burp on command often and suck in air deeply before they let loose? I love a good burp charge when they suck in air
The best burper I know is actually the first girl I had sex with. Naturally burpy af with deep burps. Actually probably burped as much/loud as me, which had me floored. At that time, I wouldn’t have dreamed of telling anyone! I just enjoyed them as they came, and it was a lot.
The second best is the last woman I had sex with. I don’t know that she burped on command in the traditional sense but she was also pretty burpy and knew how to force her burps out and make them louder. She also actually really enjoyed burping and making different burp sounds. She was just weird. She didn’t have the fetish also, unfortunately. She didn’t mind when I burped but wasn’t into it.
Best belcher I’ve met with is hands down BlasianSugar. She used to work at a bikini barista stand and you bet my ass would be there and tip her well for some burps. Never met her outside the stand though. Shes great to chat with. Really down to earth. Great conversations and a lot of burp memories that seem very surreal. Like they are from a fetish story, just hard to believe that they happened.
I remember when she used to post here. She seemed like one of the good ones.
Irl?? Damn
Theres a girl I’ve been seeing. She also works at a stand. Definitely my type when it comes to her body. We’ve warmed up to each other enough to start burping for me. Her burps are really weak and she has to have carbonation to do them. (So sometimes when im in the mood and feel like splurging a bit of money for a good time, I bring a diet coke.)
Its the effort that counts. I appreciate her doing it for me. Sure I’m the sucker who needs to pay for it but its fine as a sometimes thing just to treat myself.
I’m not even close to being straight, I’m gay af; women do not turn me on even slightly. And I’m not really that into burps if Imma be honest, but I do find them attractive, when men do them
BUT, being what this thread is about, I will say, pretty much every woman I’ve met, including in my own family burps a lot, and proudly, like they’re a man. Even my mother, much to my annoyance.
I have a very close female friend, and she always burps whenever, and they always sound weird, like changing pitch and stuff. A lady at work a few years younger than me is basically tomboyish, and as you could guess burps loud and proud, and quite long too.
I also used to know a few women i hung out with that burped on command, and I’m not gonna lie, that was quite impressive. I never joined in with them, as I’m too shy to burp openly. I control my burps heavily to make sure they don’t make noise.
I think that’s part of why I don’t find burps as attractive as farts. I made an association between farts and men cause growing up I only heard men do it and rarely women (that has changed in recent years. Pretty much in reverse… ) but with burping, both women and men do it openly so often and people pay so little attention to it that I’m surprised anyone finds it attractive.
this brunette chick who was my high school sweetheart.
she was athletic (played soccer, hockey, ran track, and danced), smart (salutatorian of our class), beautiful (brunette hair, deep brown eyes, flawless skin, and fit from all the sports she did), and just so kind (great person, but she could be sassy).
but man, she just burped better than all the guys and was NOT ashamed of it.
after a soccer match, she would just burp like no tomorrow and with no shame.
she went off to college at an ivy league, and i bet she’s gonna do well wherever she goes, such that anyone will excuse her burps.