Did your mom burp a lot?

Yeah she does in public but like I said for me it always been a normal thing

Any good stories?

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I kinda feel like this might need a separate thread on its own, but I wouldn’t mind talking here either. I’ve talked about my mom here before, and that she’s what many people would call a really good belcher. But I didn’t give any description and after seeing many people going in details here, I said why not. So my mom’s 42 years old, 1.80 meters tall (around 6’0) and weighs 74 kg. (She’s not exactly thin, more like, normal looking I’d say) has brown long hair and green eyes. One weird thing about her, is that (as i mentioned in my previous post) she doesn’t burp around our dad, at all. But once she’s around my brothers and I, or my grandparents, is when she’s letting herself loose. This burping thing seemed to pop up completely out of nowhere, when we were around 14 -16. Till that point, nobody had heard her burping, and growing up as a child, I was under the impression that girls and women are unable to burp… to give you an example of how ladylike she was…

I have many stories to share, but in order to spare you guys from reading an entire novel here, I’ll instead mention a couple of times that stuck in my mind.

One time, a year before the pandemic started, after I was done with my basketball practice, she had come to pick me up from the court, since she always had this strange fear of something happening to me when walking all alone at nighttime. She sat in the stands while I changed in the locker room, and then called up for me and asked me if I was ready to go. I went out the court with her, and we started walking towards her car, in the parking lot. I was the last kid to leave so there was only her car and my coach’s, who was gonna lock the place up before leaving. She asked me if I’m tired and I nodded. We walked in silence for some seconds, before I heard a thunderous belch out of nowhere… Wasn’t super long, around 3 seconds or so, but it was heard throughout the whole parking lot. I immediately looked at her. She looked back at me and turned red, saying she had a La Croix on her way to my practice.

One other time, during summer, she drove me and my brothers to the beach, because the day was scorching. In my country, summers are extremely hot, and she had always been in love with swimming and the beach. We had a nice time, and she drove us back home. When we arrived, she asked which of us wanted to go to bathe first, since we were 4 and we only have one bathroom. My brothers immediately jumped in telling her that they’d be the ones, so I was forced to kinda wait for everybody to have their turn. As my brothers were bathing, my mom and I sat in our balcony. She complained that her throat was dry and asked me if I also wanted a drink from the fridge. I said that I was fine, so she returned with a bottle of Iced Tea. She opened it, and started chugging it straight from the bottle, drinking one gulp after another, till she put the bottle down, wiped her lips, opened her mouth and let out a really long loud belch. Sounding kinda “BGRAAAARP”. I was then like “Mom… can you like… not?” She completely ignored my question and asked “You sure you don’t want any? honestly feels really refreshing with this heat”
I rolled my eyes and sighed. During the time it took my brothers to bathe, she belched once more, right after reaching the middle of the bottle, although that time it was a short, loud, sharp one, half as long as her first. At this point I just went inside cause I felt irritated.

Lastly, it was a relatively recent one. I basically study in university, but it’s in a different city that the one I grew up and my mom lives in, so she often travels here to visit me, check my house, clean around and basically… spend time with me. So this time, 2 months ago, she came and throughout her entire stay, she was cooking me meals, because she knew that I survive off noodles, eggs and takeaways.
She had made ribs, with rice. We were recounting the evens of the day, while eating, till she paused, touched her throat, took a face of discomfort and burped loudly. Sounded kinda like “GRAAAAURP” I took my eyes off my food to look at her, but she just finished her sentence as if nothing happened.
Same day was when I heard her letting out an another socker, during the afternoon. We were sitting in my apartment’s balcony, having a slice of watermelon each. She finished hers before I could, placed it in her plate, and raised her head slightly, before letting out yet another big belch, this one sounding bassier than the one during lunch. She once again didn’t acknowledge it, but this time I decided no to be a hard ass, and I actually told her “good one”.
She said “felt it pressuring my throat for some time now…”

I could write you guys more, but I don’t want to be writing a whole article in one go so… I guess it’ll be better sharing more in the near future instead, if you’re interested.

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how did this thread become a mom burp fetish thread lmfao

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Not my mom but my older sister knows how to release a proper belch after a meal, she always does after eating. Or when she sits up from laying down, and when she hasn’t eaten anything in a bit. They’re extremely loud and deep and sometimes smell. I know when she’s about to do it because she’ll usually do this weird hiccup noise, then immediately sometimes take gulp of air or pause for a split second and then just belt out a loud rush of air that I can always hear across the house, and never says excuse me or anything.

There was one time I was eating in the kitchen and she was passing through doing some laundry while my mom was talking to me about chores, when all of a sudden as she’s passing behind my mom she does the small hiccup noise and just unleashes a LOUD deep belch lasting a solid 3-3.5 seconds, as she’s walking with her mouth half open, and proceeds upstairs back to her room. Her burps are very strong and prominent. I hate it here

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I wouldn’t rate her as a particularly “good burper”, but she burps on occasion; it is quite possibly one of the most terrible things I can experience; I really hate it. If I ever had the desire to stab forks into my eyes and knives into my ears, it is when mother burps. Even having to think about it to write this was unpleasant. What makes it worse is that my dad will always make some stupid ass comment when she burps in an attempt to tease her, I fucking hate that, like don’t encourage her or seem amused by it, ARGH I don’t even wanna think about it.

On a side note, my sister is much, much better at burping than my mother is. Her natural burps are on par with some of the best content out there, objectively speaking. Of course, I find them to be extremely repulsive, and every time she burps around me, I hate it with a passion. There was one time recently, while she was pregnant that she did a burp so objectively good and pretty much exactly what I look for in depth and texture, that I basically wanted to cut my dick off as I endured the torment of seeing her do it right in front of me, with on chance to escape or even really look away.

I didn’t become aroused by it, but for a moment, the usual repulsion seemed to fade, and I had to tell my brain, “NO, BAD!” but like any really great burp, I couldn’t help myself from somewhat analysing it. In the end, I just had to tell myself it was purely the burp I was interested in, as there was no sexual component to it; mostly, it just reminded me how annoying her burping is and how much I hate it still even to this day.

At the end of the day, all I can say is I’m thankful that the human mind seems to put a safety lock on burps from mothers, sisters, family and the sex you aren’t attracted to, no matter how objectively good they are, at least for me anyway. I can’t imagine what kind of hell it would be if that wasn’t true. That’s the day I become a Eunuch, bros. haha.

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if you don’t mind me asking could you describe your sister? looks/personality.

Sure, I will indulge you. She is probably, from what I can tell, viewed as very attractive physically, slim build, a nice height, long blonde hair. Personality wise she can be very unpleasant to be around to be honest. She has suffered borderline personality disorder since she was a teen and it can sometimes be hard to connect with her on a personal level because everything has to be her way or you’re going to get into a massive argument and you will basically be dead to her until you somehow fix it, and it will always be your fault.

So yeah, my relationship with my sister has never really been very close and beyond her husband and kids she doesn’t really have many friends or get out much, a lot of friends she did have over the years would come and go because like I said, everything has to be her way, disagree with anything she says at your own risk. I have just learned to keep my distance and when I do see her we share the one thing we have in common, our love for smoking weed and chillin. Haha.

But in general she is not really the kind of burping girl you would want to meet tbh, she would be the type of person that if she ever found out about your fetish, the first argument you have with her she will be threatening to tell the world or somehow use it against you.

Also I can’t be sure but she seems like the kind of girl that if you did tell about your fetish she would look down upon it in some way. If you think you will be worthy of her burps, think again. She burps only for her own self relief, she will probably mock you for having such a weird fetish and then when she does let out a burp in front of you she will most likely mock you again and realise the new found power she now has over you. You going to be working for those burps my friend.

But she is simply too dumb to ever realise burping could be a fetish without having it explicitly explained to her. She fails to see other peoples perspective on things so how could she ever understand something like that, she will be the first person to tell you your burping fetish was a choice or “not real”.

So make what you will of that, I love her of course, but I live in another city for over 10 years so don’t really even see her that much these days and we don’t really talk unless I’m visiting her in person.

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I love reading something somebody that I usually think of as “professional” (more than other users anyway) lose their mind on the forum :joy:

In a different way I think I wanna explore seeing someone repulsed by someone else’s burps, whether that’s family or not. Never really get the opportunity to. Sure you see someone every once in a while that’s like “shut up” or “Don’t do that around me” but never anyone who’s actually repulsed by it. Would this count as “non-consenting” though is the real question.

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I don’t think it’s the reason for my fetish but she did

Not my mom, but my sister would burp a lot. Sometimes she burp in the car and have me rate it 1 to 5. She was lactose intolerant and got ESPECIALLY burpy after ice cream.

Definitely a weird time growing up, especially going through puberty and developing the burping fetish. I don’t think she kickstarted it, but she definitely assisted it. She had a very athletic build, long brown hair and some strong, long legs, and wore super short shorts all the time. Again, very weird time growing up and I honestly haven’t thought about it in awhile. She doesn’t really burp anymore.

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I like how this thread is all “yeah my mom burps GOD IT’S FUCKING GROSS” and a person replying with “o-oh yah? pls tell me more…”

One man’s gassy mom is another man’s fap material.

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The duality of man I suppose

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Thanks mommy

As long as we’re not fapping to our own moms. lol

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Yeah I think she was the first one to really trigger me with it because she would demolish my little ass in old ass video games Sonic Tetris type shit and she would burp loud af while she was sitting next to me and I think my stupid ass cried because she was beating me so badly :joy: so yea I basically couldn’t do anything about it and just had to sit there in pain.

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I used to but not anymore

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Nothing could’ve got that information outta me

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ehh not really, we had a family friend who’s family burped all the fucking time but mine really didn’t. my sister has gastric issues now but they aren’t particularly of note lol

Jeez! Oh, well… Growing up can be hard. I guess after reading this, a guy who wrote that he likes the smell of his 16 y/o sister’s burps won’t seem so messed up to you.

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