Did your mom burp a lot?

Not my mom but my older sister knows how to release a proper belch after a meal, she always does after eating. Or when she sits up from laying down, and when she hasn’t eaten anything in a bit. They’re extremely loud and deep and sometimes smell. I know when she’s about to do it because she’ll usually do this weird hiccup noise, then immediately sometimes take gulp of air or pause for a split second and then just belt out a loud rush of air that I can always hear across the house, and never says excuse me or anything.

There was one time I was eating in the kitchen and she was passing through doing some laundry while my mom was talking to me about chores, when all of a sudden as she’s passing behind my mom she does the small hiccup noise and just unleashes a LOUD deep belch lasting a solid 3-3.5 seconds, as she’s walking with her mouth half open, and proceeds upstairs back to her room. Her burps are very strong and prominent. I hate it here

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I wouldn’t rate her as a particularly “good burper”, but she burps on occasion; it is quite possibly one of the most terrible things I can experience; I really hate it. If I ever had the desire to stab forks into my eyes and knives into my ears, it is when mother burps. Even having to think about it to write this was unpleasant. What makes it worse is that my dad will always make some stupid ass comment when she burps in an attempt to tease her, I fucking hate that, like don’t encourage her or seem amused by it, ARGH I don’t even wanna think about it.

On a side note, my sister is much, much better at burping than my mother is. Her natural burps are on par with some of the best content out there, objectively speaking. Of course, I find them to be extremely repulsive, and every time she burps around me, I hate it with a passion. There was one time recently, while she was pregnant that she did a burp so objectively good and pretty much exactly what I look for in depth and texture, that I basically wanted to cut my dick off as I endured the torment of seeing her do it right in front of me, with on chance to escape or even really look away.

I didn’t become aroused by it, but for a moment, the usual repulsion seemed to fade, and I had to tell my brain, “NO, BAD!” but like any really great burp, I couldn’t help myself from somewhat analysing it. In the end, I just had to tell myself it was purely the burp I was interested in, as there was no sexual component to it; mostly, it just reminded me how annoying her burping is and how much I hate it still even to this day.

At the end of the day, all I can say is I’m thankful that the human mind seems to put a safety lock on burps from mothers, sisters, family and the sex you aren’t attracted to, no matter how objectively good they are, at least for me anyway. I can’t imagine what kind of hell it would be if that wasn’t true. That’s the day I become a Eunuch, bros. haha.

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if you don’t mind me asking could you describe your sister? looks/personality.

Sure, I will indulge you. She is probably, from what I can tell, viewed as very attractive physically, slim build, a nice height, long blonde hair. Personality wise she can be very unpleasant to be around to be honest. She has suffered borderline personality disorder since she was a teen and it can sometimes be hard to connect with her on a personal level because everything has to be her way or you’re going to get into a massive argument and you will basically be dead to her until you somehow fix it, and it will always be your fault.

So yeah, my relationship with my sister has never really been very close and beyond her husband and kids she doesn’t really have many friends or get out much, a lot of friends she did have over the years would come and go because like I said, everything has to be her way, disagree with anything she says at your own risk. I have just learned to keep my distance and when I do see her we share the one thing we have in common, our love for smoking weed and chillin. Haha.

But in general she is not really the kind of burping girl you would want to meet tbh, she would be the type of person that if she ever found out about your fetish, the first argument you have with her she will be threatening to tell the world or somehow use it against you.

Also I can’t be sure but she seems like the kind of girl that if you did tell about your fetish she would look down upon it in some way. If you think you will be worthy of her burps, think again. She burps only for her own self relief, she will probably mock you for having such a weird fetish and then when she does let out a burp in front of you she will most likely mock you again and realise the new found power she now has over you. You going to be working for those burps my friend.

But she is simply too dumb to ever realise burping could be a fetish without having it explicitly explained to her. She fails to see other peoples perspective on things so how could she ever understand something like that, she will be the first person to tell you your burping fetish was a choice or “not real”.

So make what you will of that, I love her of course, but I live in another city for over 10 years so don’t really even see her that much these days and we don’t really talk unless I’m visiting her in person.

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I love reading something somebody that I usually think of as “professional” (more than other users anyway) lose their mind on the forum :joy:

In a different way I think I wanna explore seeing someone repulsed by someone else’s burps, whether that’s family or not. Never really get the opportunity to. Sure you see someone every once in a while that’s like “shut up” or “Don’t do that around me” but never anyone who’s actually repulsed by it. Would this count as “non-consenting” though is the real question.

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I don’t think it’s the reason for my fetish but she did

Not my mom, but my sister would burp a lot. Sometimes she burp in the car and have me rate it 1 to 5. She was lactose intolerant and got ESPECIALLY burpy after ice cream.

Definitely a weird time growing up, especially going through puberty and developing the burping fetish. I don’t think she kickstarted it, but she definitely assisted it. She had a very athletic build, long brown hair and some strong, long legs, and wore super short shorts all the time. Again, very weird time growing up and I honestly haven’t thought about it in awhile. She doesn’t really burp anymore.

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I like how this thread is all “yeah my mom burps GOD IT’S FUCKING GROSS” and a person replying with “o-oh yah? pls tell me more…”

One man’s gassy mom is another man’s fap material.

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The duality of man I suppose

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Thanks mommy

As long as we’re not fapping to our own moms. lol

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Yeah I think she was the first one to really trigger me with it because she would demolish my little ass in old ass video games Sonic Tetris type shit and she would burp loud af while she was sitting next to me and I think my stupid ass cried because she was beating me so badly :joy: so yea I basically couldn’t do anything about it and just had to sit there in pain.

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I used to but not anymore

Edit: 19 days after the damage has been done… I’m sorry y’all it was only supposed to be seen as a stupid joke.

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Nothing could’ve got that information outta me

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ehh not really, we had a family friend who’s family burped all the fucking time but mine really didn’t. my sister has gastric issues now but they aren’t particularly of note lol

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Jeez! Oh, well… Growing up can be hard. I guess after reading this, a guy who wrote that he likes the smell of his 16 y/o sister’s burps won’t seem so messed up to you.

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tbh this thread is getting kind of messed up, the main purpose was to talk about the discomfort of having a mom that burps often but now it’s just the “when was the last time you saw a girl burp” thread except it’s from your own family member

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I have to agree with @Robertchenapan statement as turning this into masturbation content wasn’t the main aim so now it has started to become that, it should be nipped in the bud.

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looks like we’ve got a true disciple of Freud here

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you are posting on the burp fetish forums. anything you post related to burping will be masturbated to.

just don’t think too hard about things and you’ll be fine

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