Did your mom burp a lot?

We went to the park for a picnic this past week as a family. We had sandwiches, chips, and soda. My mom first ripped one out mid sentence as she was telling me about her latest book she was reading: a thunderous BUUURRRPPPP that echoed and lasting a good three seconds. “Excuse me!” she said brightly, smiling at a family near by who heard her…She took another sip and bite of her sandwich. She let loose a series of open burps in quick succession. One was short and sharp, a punchy ERP! Another built slowly as she finished her meal, then unleashed a prolonged BEEELLLCHHH, wet and rumbling.

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She definitely burps just because she can and wants to after eating or drinking something. Her burps are pretty loud it’s crazy lol.

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Epic stories! Do you have any more to share? I do think it’s cool that she burps no matter where she is!

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watched my mom absolutely demolish two juicy cheeseburgers, a massive order of fries, and a thick chocolate shake right there in the busy diner booth, her cheeks flushed as she powered through every bite. She didn’t even bother hiding the wet little burps that kept bubbling out mid-chew, each one drawing quick stares from the tables around us while she just smirked and kept stuffing herself. By the time we got in the car her belly was swollen tight under her tank top, visibly bloated and gurgling like crazy. She leaned back with this blissed-out look, then let out a long, deep BUUUUUUUURPPPPPP that filled the whole cabin with thick burger/onion/shake stench. The smell was straight-up nasty… but the length & sound was insane.

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