I gonna teach some friends to burp on command and I was wondering what’s the easiest way you all have found at teaching someone to burp. Ideally, I’d like to teach the inhale method cuz I feel it’s just better. I can do it myself but since it’s so easy for me I kinda forget that it’s not immediately understandable.
So if anyone has any good tips or tricks for learning as a complete beginner that be great! Also, yes, some of the friends are women so looking forward to it myself.
I can’t help, as I’ve not taught anyone. But, it is an opportunity to infect passers by with a brief anecdote. I heard that the math teaching program at the place I went had a course where the students went through basic to advanced math using ternary or some other unfamiliar number system, to let them reexperience being a novice at math again.
I guess I’ll offer some analogous advice. I was able to learn to wiggle my ears by touching my scalp and focusing on moving that. The goal is to build awareness of the epiglottis, so maybe have them touch different parts of their neck and focus on the muscles beneath ?
When this topic comes up, I generally tell people to concentrate on distorting a yawn. However, as you allude to, I have forgotten if I always, or only after learning, yawned in a way that I can easily turn into swallowing air. Good luck.
It sounds awesome that you’re going to try teaching people to burp, especially girls. Oh how I wish I could be a fly on the wall during those lessons. It’s almost a fantasy of mine to see a girl learn how to burp so I must admit I am rather jealous lol.
Do any of these friends already have decent natural burping skills? If so they will probably find learning to burp on command a lot easier. You should also ask them to refrain from eating or drinking too much for the couple of hours before hand as the more they have in their stomachs the less room there will be for air and the more likely their burps will be too textured and gross for them to learn effectively.
Before you even start you should ask them how good they think they are at burping both naturally and on command. I know you want to teach the inhale method but it might be worth starting off by simply asking them to swallow as much air as they can via the gulping method and demonstrate their best burp, just so you can gauge what sort of burps they are likely to produce and how confident they are. The method of inhalation is a minor factor compared to the actual act of bringing up a burp and controlling it as it comes out. Think about things like body posture as well as often the best burpers incorporate a certain posture into their technique. I think it’s easy to overlook how important technique really is and focus entirely on inhalation method and how much air can be swallowed, especially to someone without the fetish who may not realise how much technique is actually involved. Teaching someone to inhale a huge amount of air without teaching them some technique first is like handing them the keys to a Ferrari without teaching them how to drive it lol. When they try to burp up all that air its likely going to be very unpleasant for them and discourage them from trying again.
Confidence is also a huge factor, if they feel overwhelmed or anxious about letting out the burp, they will likely produce an unpleasant burp and be quick to give up trying. So start off slow and allow them to figure out for themselves how big they are able to burp, focus on building confidence, control and posture before attempting to take in more air.
Also use your fetish to your advantage and analyse each of their techniques, hone in on depth, texture, volume and length and identify each persons strengths and weaknesses, you will be able to tell how far off their full potential they are and what they need to do to get there, you know more about burping than you probably think, much more than a normal person, your hours of watching burping videos has taught you everything you need to know about burping, you may not realise it but all the knowledge is in your subconscious somewhere. Remember that everyone has their own natural technique and everyone’s burps sound different, its not about who can be the loudest, longest or deepest, it’s about finding that consistent natural technique unique to that person. Rather than trying to teach them to copy your own technique, allow them to figure out what works best for them and what feels the most comfortable and natural. Think back to the many techniques and types of burps you have heard and seen before and apply it to your lesson.
I’m sure you are going to have a lot of fun with this and I hope they enjoy it and manage to do some epic burps for you. Would love to hear how you get on.
Damn dude appreciate the detailed response. Definitely helps in my endeavor. All of them are pretty good natural burpers and do burp pretty often, especially the girls. I think I will start with swallowing air first then, but even with my experience, I’m not sure how to get out swallowed air other than doing the inhale method since it’s easier to push it out. What would you suggest after swallowing the air for getting out the burp? I also like what you said about analyzing every detail but I think I’ll more or less keep that to myself cuz I feel that could be weird in a normal just friends kinda thing.
One thing I’ve noticed for trying to learn the inhale method is doing fake hiccups and trying to get your throat stuck and then sucking in down to your stomach. Of course, the hard part is how to actually get that classic click and sucking in air to your stomach vs just breathing into your lungs.
Also if I am successful I will definitely be sharing the experience as best as I can. But probably not for a couple of weeks so trying to master teaching it in the meantime lol. Appreciate any other tips also and hopefully I’ll deliver some great real life stories.
Well despite my detailed advice I have no idea how to actually burp myself, I have never been able to. All my advice is based purely on observation so I’m not exactly sure the best way to actually getting the burp out, it’s the most delicate part of the technique and there’s a high risk of the air getting stuck and causing discomfort if not careful. Usually it seems that the best way is to try to let the air come up almost straight away after inhaling, the longer they hesitate the more chance the air will get stuck, so ensure they are confident and as soon as they inhale the air to commit to the burp. But if they are already good natural burpers then they probably have a fair idea about how their own body works and how best to get the burp to come out. My only suggestion would be to find the right posture that naturally helps the body to allow the air to come out as naturally as possible, based on what I’ve seen the best posture is always to sit or stand up as straight as possible so that the path from the stomach to the mouth has a straight clear path, if they are relaxed or hunched over this may obscure the oesophagus and restrict the airs ability to come out. My ex used to have stuck burps a lot and whenever she was trying to get it out she would sit on her knees and then stretch her upper body as far as she could while also keeping her mouth open ready to burp, and then keep herself in that position until she could feel the air begin to come up, sometimes a little bit of force from the diaphram may help but whenever she used too much force the burp would rush up very fast and powerful, which put a lot of strain on her and made the burp sound higher pitch and uncomfortable to let out. If it really gets stuck and nothing is helping, sometimes the only thing to do is wait for a while until the air moves around a bit and finds it’s way. I don’t know exactly why air can get stuck in the stomach but I think possibly if the air bubble gets forced down into the liquid of the stomach it can get trapped underneath and try’s to go downwards instead of upwards, which is what causes the discomfort. But air naturally wants to float above any liquid so after some time it will naturally separate and then want to come upwards. Inhaling more air on top of already stuck air is not likely to help even though at first it might seem like a good option, it will more likely just add to the problem and cause even more pain.
I can’t help at all in regards to the throat click and how to open up the pathway to the stomach as this is the major thing I have never been able to do and no amount of observation will ever reveal that to me.
I think you will be alright since they are already good at naturally burping, that is more than half the battle as they can use the same techniques they already know from the way they do their natural burps.
And yeah I agree keep your fetish knowledge to yourself. I’m intrigued to know how you managed to convince them to do this? So many girls I know who are awesome natural burpers I see so much potential in them to burp on command but I could never ask them to do it. You are so very lucky my friend, I hope you really cherish and enjoy this probably once in a lifetime experience.