Often we express who our favorite gassy gal is from the internet. We express who we considered to be a GOAT from the females who Post online… whether it be from back in the day or currently. But do you all have a favorite IRL burping moment with a female that you’d love to hit the rewind button on. Something that makes you wish that there was a such thing as a time machine to take you back to that exact date? I thought I had that moment but when I think about it there’s about four that I would relive so I can’t pick just one lol. But I think if I had only one to mention on this post… it would be my first and only burpjob that I got from my dear friend back in 2014. Honorable mention… also the night when I was making out with this one sexy Puerto Rican female and she inadvertently burped right in my mouth and I tasted the Old English she had just swallowed
I didn’t have the fetish back in 2010 when I worked with my gassy coworker but it would be great to rewind to then. I even told her “I’m always impressed when you do that” about her burps.
My most recent ex used to drink carbonated drinks for me during sex. A kinky former fwb let me stuff her and rub her belly a few times and would also burp for me during sex upon occasional request. I hooked up with a chick a few summers ago that also knew about my fetish who was an excellent burper and liked to burp. It’s too bad she lived so far away and we didn’t work out anyway.
My first girlfriend (I didn’t tell that one) used to burp all the time. She mostly did closed mouth burps that she thought were silent but did have some decent burps. She burped during sexytimes by accident a few times. Also the first girl I ever had sex with was VERY burpy. Definitely the best burper of them all and strangely, the sexiest of them all and the best in bed. Whoever knows how I got that lucky. Yep, I’d go back in time to when we were fooling around. She had a perfect ass, perfect tits, and piercings (including her nipples, which I discovered in the middle of the street coming home from a college bar with my fake). But in general, I guess I have had some pretty enviable experiences being able to share my fetish with some women that I was fucking. I suppose it makes up for my current state of LACK.
Man… I wish that you could get back in touch with that first one you ever had sex with. She sounds like she was very enticing. I’ve had several experiences IRL. A few in person but about 70 percent were over the phone. But one thing that I could say for sure is… I don’t have anything on you. I’ve had 40 plus females burp for me in my lifetime ( not including custom videos and audios) but I only had ONE sex act involving burping. You r definitely the man
I had a handful of gassy coworkers also. The one I’d like to go back in time with was a waitress at my old job named Monica. She used to release some awesome burps. She even queefed for me for $5 and told me to touch her pussy while she queefed. The messed up part about it is I never asked her to burp for me. She just did it in the middle of conversations. I never told her how much I enjoyed them but instead made the focus her coochie farts. I bet she’d let em rip for me if I egged her on about it
Ngl, you seem to have hundreds of stories at your disposal lol. More than a few lifetimes of other users’ worth.
Almost like the stories might be fake
The first girl didn’t burp during sex but burped a LOT and very loudly, very deep rumbly natural burps that probably gave even me a run for my money. Even her closed mouth burps were massive. She really didn’t seem to be able to control them and people would try to give her shit about it but she just didn’t give a fuck. Everything about her was hot. She was a little crazy but they’re always the best in bed. lol
Last I checked, she was married and kinda tame. It’s unfortunate. That’s a lot of women burping for you! I didn’t have the heart to tell that many, only people I already trusted. To this day, I don’t know how I got so lucky!
Yeah… usually when they have everything else going for them… they have the psychotic trait about them lol. The only reason I was able to engage in that many burping competitions with that many females is because… I used to get on this chat line and when I connected with the females I tried to search for the ones that were bored. Oh my greeting I told them that I was bored and also looking for a female that was bored so that we could unbore each other. When they told me they were bored also I would come up with fun things to do to unbore us and burping was usually the third thing I came up with lol. 90% of the time I got them to burp for me but I don’t think I would have the guts to ask that many females to do it in person. That’s why I miss the chat line so much… because females were only there because they were looking for entertainment and were stuck in the house for whatever reason