Hottest Things the Belcher Can Say or Do

As great as it is for someone to burp, the buildup and aftermath can be the proverbial cherry on top. Feel free to list your favorite words and actions that a belcher says/does before, during, or after doing the deed and some of the scenarios around it.

My Favorite Phrases
“Excuse/Pardon me.” (Either genuinely, casually, or sarcastically)
“I’m stuffed.”
“That was a good one.”
“Better out than in.”
“Tasted better the second time.”
“I’m such a pig.” (Either embarrassed or proudly)
“That felt good.”
“I can’t stop.”
“That freed up some room.”
“I’m so gassy.”
“There’s more where that came from.”
“I’ll let the BIG one out.”

My Favorite Actions
(Clasping a hand over their mouth and/or blushing profusely.)
(Giggling either nervously or joyously at their burp and/or other’s reactions to it.)
(When the belcher thumps their chest or tummy to coax out any leftover gas.)
(Moaning or sighing in glorious relief from easing pressure in their gut.)
(Blowing the burp in the faces of any witnesses.)
(Waving away the odor either sarcastically or because the belch smells gross even to them.)
(Smirking mischievously at anyone lucky enough to notice their eruption.)

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i like when they say absolutely nothing, and just continue on like nothing happened. to make this hotter, if someone is annoyed or complains, they might even burp again to show that they just dont care.

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The second thing u listed is definitely my favorite, I myself am guilty of saying ew or showing disgust when someone burps to try to get them to do it again since they know I “hate it”

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Not a phrase, but the good ol “Oooo” “Oooff” “Aaahhhh” “Oooohhhhh” sigh of releif is nice.

Holding a finger up and that look on their face for the buildup of a nice burp I like.

I love when watching a video for the first time, a solid burp is let out followed by a “Aww, that was weak,” or “Oh, I can do much better.”

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I like when guys hit their chest to continue burping. My friend use to do this. I always pretended to be grossed out by his burps but was secretly very turned on. I think because I faked my disgust it made him do it more in front of me. I’m not a burper but have always been turned on by guys who do it. I wish I could find a guy who was a friend and didn’t mind doing it in front of me. So far no luck.

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Yes, this 100%. This and sighing afterwards for me.

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I like when they say sarcastic remarks like “excuse you” or “you’re welcome”

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We likes any of the following:

-“YOU’RE THE MASTER OF THE PRECIOUS.”

-“WE HATE BAGGINESES.”

-“WHAT’S TATERS?!”

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@anon40784453 it’s a cruel joke that you are posting in character as the least sexy fictional character ever made, on a forum where people come here specifically to get jerk-off material. WHYYYYYYYYYYY

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I mean, I’d loved if a woman belch-talked those phrases, but otherwise, agree lol.

I also have to second those as well.

Wrong!! Least sexy fictional character is fetal Voldemort:

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Don’t you diss my man Gollum like that!

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Wow more stuff after A burp is hotter than I thought😂

When someone else says “good one” to the person who burped

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Oh my goodness the absolute hottest thing for me is characters getting embarrassed. Like a super put together person/character has a moment of weakness where they just cannot hold back huge belches literally drives me wild. (I tend to say characters because I focus more on fictional characters rather than real people)

Also burping is suits that will get me every time.

Characters that don’t really care but are still very polite about it.

Burping into one’s fist is always super hot. Or when they burp into the crook of their arm as a last ditch effort to stifle their burp.

Closed mouth burps.

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I like when a female burps and laughs about it. Or when they cuss like “oh shit” or “fuck” or when they joke about how it was gross, “haha that was nasty”

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When they try to cover there mouth with their hand but it’s only partially covered with a few fingers

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My favorites are
“excuse me”
“I can’t stop/I can’t help it” and
“I’m so gassy”

edit: I also LOVE when a girl puts their hand to their mouth or puts a fist up as they burp :heartbeat:

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When a guy inhales air and has a hand on his stomach and then burps and them rubs his stomach afterwards. Seeing a guys cheeks bulge as he takes in air or prepares for the burp as it comes out. A guy who slams his chest hard to get the burp out or complaining about how the burp is stuck and then lets it out super loudly.

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