(If there’s already a topic on this matter, please show me. I didn’t find it)
I don’t know if you have been in this situation, but I’ve got friends who I text at least once a week, some of them have burped once or twice near me, others didn’t, but I’d like to find out if they’re burpers.
The thing is, quarantine has gotten us pretty distant (at least not as close as we were before), and I wanna ask them to record voice messages of them burping in a friendly way, one that I don’t seem like a complete psycho.
Feel free to share experiences you’ve had, what you think about it and possibly some tips.
Its extremely risky to ask without proper context. And context relating to burping is quite rare I’d say (so as to not make to seem forced or derail the conversation). So your best bet would be to wait until the matter is brought up or think of a clever way to bring it up
it might seem harmless to you, but there’s a reason that you’d lose your friends if they ever found out: because it’s a creepy thing to do. generally better not to do creepy things if possible.
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why would you do that? that’s just flat out weird and would make anyone uncomfortable. unless you’re dating them that would be a bad idea
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Not a good idea. I did this a few times when I was around 14 and now I cringe with my whole being when I think about it. It’s creepy since there’s no consent involved and you can’t just ask people if hypothetically they would be ok with sending you burp recordings to jerk off to. There’s plenty of content out there, you don’t need to ask your friends to do it lol
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Yeah as someone who’s tried and lost a friend over it I’d say don’t do it
Okay, I’m only replying because the others rely on an implicit assumption that the original request did not seem to share or only weakly. I will try to surface that assumption in a way that is more obvious to people in the culture I live in.
If my friends and I go to the beach often and I am thrilled with seeing them disrobed, that’s my cross to bear, I guess. If we are apart during winter, asking my friends to send me pictures of them in swimsuits to tide me over would be poorly received. I am implicitly declaring that I assign a major value of their presence in their life to their bodies. As we are not intimate, that’s seldom the case, and counter to the prevailing expectation that we have a relationship around shared interests and history, or whatever. As in, I expect a sexual benefit from our relationship, without providing a corresponding value to them.
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You cannot hide your horny-ness. A long time ago, I met this guy over VC. We became friends. This guy was ridiculously good at burping on command. He could literally burp anything you asked for. I’m talking songs, loud ones, shorts ones, ones over 10 second ones. All on command. He was fucking incredible.
Due to his talent, I asked him to burp quite a lot. Like once every time I met up with him. At first, he didn’t seem to get tired of it. What I did not realize is, even though I was being polite and cordial about it, I was the only one of the friend group asking him for burps frequently.
Over weeks there was noticeable tension building up in the friend group. I noticed that when I mentioned burping, it got silent. It was very awkward. And they wanted me to hang out with them less and less. I stopped asking and within a few weeks it went back to normal. They were friendly again. But I didn’t ask for burps any more.
Here is the lesson. He saw himself as a friend. I saw him as a burp box to play with. You can try to avoid those feelings, but the very intention of asking him/ her for burping is you deceiving yourself into believing you are just asking as a friend. You’re not. Don’t think that it is going to be free burps, if they aren’t sexually into you then it is not going to be what you want it to be. Either think of the person as a friend, or understand that you are not after a friend and you want the person to just be your burp box. At which point I would suggest purchasing a burp show from a model on some website.
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I’m actually giving you advice because that’s what you asked for, I assume you’ve already taken into consideration the risk of losing them as friends and you don’t care. You asked how to do it, not if you should.
You might… Idk, this might endanger your friendship but, if they’re goofy or nonchalant people you might try sending a recording of burps, then you might excuse yourself by saying “OMG DUDE SO SORRY, THAT WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU, MY OTHER FRIEND AND I WERE HAVING A BURPING CONTEST”.Maybe they actually wan’t to participate in such contest, or start talking about burping and related stuff. Totally risky but you might give it a go.
Please don’t try this if they’re serious, “classy”, people, I don’t mean posh, but if they show that they care about manners, I’m sure this won’t work.
However if you said they’ve already burped loudly in public this might work, people that’s uninhibited about bodily functions don’t usually have a problem, just don’t be a total creep and ask them to burp on a daily basis.
lemme be nosey rq 
, are yall still friends ?
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also just dont ask them to burp, its weird and if yall arent even close like thay then there’s no reason like yeah they might burp well and all but they most likely burp 1st of all cause its a bodily function 2nd because they think it’s funny. just leave it alone and if they burp then yay, if not 
No. I kind of lost interest in hanging with that group. The only reason I was hanging with them was because of that guys burping. And once I couldn’t get that I realized it wasn’t really a group of people I would normally hang out with. They were just kind of boring. I mean the guy would burp occasionally, I would make a funny remark, but it was nothing like the first few weeks where he was doing it on command for me. When I first started to hang out with them I was recording like 20-30 minutes of belch audio, after it got weird it was like 1 - 2 burps every 3-5 hours of online gaming. Sadly I deleted the audio as I thought it was “wrong” that I recorded a friend without their consent. I really wish I hadn’t done that now… But it was only audio, if it were video I would have really regretted it. I wasn’t brave enough to ask him to do it over video though.
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Bro, say you need a couple burping audio clips for a project or sum and it’ll be fine
Do they realise this is a fetish for you? As tempting as it is to try to basically trick girls into burping for you, don’t you think it’s slightly unethical? You have to ask yourself, if they knew why you wanted them to burp, would they still do it? If the answer is no then you are really being quite deceitful, I wouldn’t treat my friends in such a way. But believe me I know exactly what it’s like to have girl friends who can do awesome burps and wishing I could somehow convince them to burp for me, but it’s just an unrealistic fantasy, I can’t invision any situation where a friend who isn’t a sexual partner would ever agree to it. The closest I have ever gotten was with my friend who I told about my fetish, it didn’t convince her to burp for me at all, but it did feel good to tell her and she was very kind as to let me ask basically as many questions as I wanted about her burps which I am extremely grateful for.
The only other thing you can do is spend time around them and wait for them to burp naturally, at that point you have an opportunity to make an encouraging comment or to tell them you don’t mind if they burp around you. For example one of my good friends I have known since high school knows I don’t mind if she burps around me, she knows I find her burps funny/entertaining/awesome, I have built up enough of a repour with her over the years that whenever we are together I am guaranteed to see her do some awesome burps right in front of me just naturally, but I would never ask her to burp directly no matter how much I want her to. Not only would it be a very strange request, but it may lead her to figure out I have a fetish and cause her to never burp around me again at the very least and end our friendship at the worst.
In this world, with this fetish, you have to take what you can get. Asking for more is an indulgence we simply cannot afford. Just like you can’t make someone fall in love with you, you can’t make someone burp for you, you just can’t. Unless of course you pay a model to do it.
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I’ve always brought up a subject that would make it relatable. Boredom, Special Talent, or Shyness. For example there were some female friends that I would bring up the subject of being shy with. I would discuss how some females are too shy to do anything in front of a guy…especially a guy that they like. I used to tell them how my ex-girlfriend in high school was outgoing and fun but she was shy when it came to eating in front of me. About 99% of the females that I would have this conversation with would say something like ( shit, I’m not ever too shy to eat in front of a guy. If I’m hungry I’m going to eat.) then I would ask if they were shy to do other natural stuff around guys and they would say no. Thars when I would be like oh really… so you would burp in front of a guy? The majority of the time it would be like( hell yeah, I would burp, fart or whatever. I’m not going to hold it in) and that’s how we start our competition. When it came to boredom, I wouldl let them know that I was bored…and then they would tell me that they were also bored as hell. I would start funny and goofy stuff over the phone or in person ( depending what the situation was)…and they would participate in it with me. Sometimes the fun stuff that I would choose, would be burping competitions. They were bored enough to do it with me. And last but not least. I would bring up my special talents and then ask them if they had any special talents. For me it was best when they said no they don’t have any because then, I would say (I’m pretty sure you have at least one even if it’s a useless talent). Then I would say something like how about spitting watermelon seeds for distance or better yet how about burping…and a lot of them would say ( yeah I can burp, but never thought of it as a talent) or something like that. Those 3 methods worked 9 times out of 10
Yeah I know… I’m probably so late to this post, that You’ve already mastered how to ask that non intimate friend to do that for ya. But I’m just now seeing this🤣
If they know how to burp on command, maybe pretending you want them to teach you how to do it might coax them to belch for you.
I’m not a fan of manipulating anyone, but the thread kind of suggests that motive.