I’d like to hear in-depth stories about when you last burped or a time where you burped at the wrong time or whatever.
I prefer natural burps, not forced, so give me stories of real burps, like after meals. Have you ever burped louder than intended?
I’ll start off. My friend once told me that she had almost finished a big meal in a posh restaurant when she felt the pressure of a big burp coming. She had to go to the bathroom to let it out, because she knew it was going to be a big one. But when she got to the bathroom she could no longer burp but still felt like she wanted to.
She stood up straight and put her hand on her upper stomach where the big gas bubble sat, and concentrated on trying to bring it up. But it wouldn’t come up, so she gave up in the end and started making her way back into the restaurant. But as she did so she felt the belch rising again and dived back into the bathroom just in time for a big gross B-B-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-P-P!! That was better and she returned to her seat innocently, spared from the embarrassment.
Stories like this are what feed my fetish. I’m heterosexual but gender doesn’t come into it with burps so I’m not bothered what gender you are. But please, share your stories like this. I like natural burps.
This was fairly recent, a couple months ago. My friend was in town and wanted to go to the strip club for his birthday. It’s not my favorite type of place to go to, but as long as i’m with friends, I enjoy anywhere. He always likes to let me get a drink before we go somewhere to help me be more at ease and whatnot. Anyway, before the strip club, we go to Target and buy these like canned wines I’d never heard of, they come in 2 packs. So afterwards, we arrive at the parking lot of the strip club and get out the car. He tells me to drink the cans we just got. I don’t chug ever, but he told me to hurry up. So i chugged the first can down. And was surprised i didn’t burp or anything. And then he said drink the other one too. I said oh, alright. I chugged it down without any breaks. They were each like a little bigger than cans of coke. So then we start walking to the front door, but before that we toss the cans in a dumpster. The motion shifted my stomach, so I erupted with a huge 4 second belch, followed by more 3 second ones before dying down. I said, “There we go,” before we entered and sat down. One woman approaches me and we talk. We’re the same age, she mentions astrology so i ask her questions and make her laugh. She eventually asks if i want a dance. I agree and pay and we head to the private area for the dances. She said i had soft hands so she let me touch her however i wanted which was new compared to dances id gotten there before. And she was getting really into it and touching me however she wanted. She saw my fiji water and asked if she could drink from it cuz it was so hot. I said go for it. And i’m sitting, she’s got one knee in my crotch area and shes towering over me. I look up to see her drinking the water and then i feel a belch come up from me so i tilt my head down and belch at her stomach. We just laughed after i said my bad. And then we continued our unusually intimate dance.
It was nice, I wish i remembered her name because she was cool and i was wondering if we went to the same high school.
The moral of the story is chug at your own risk. I belch a lot tho so. Here’s a couple of my belches that were similar to after i chugged the cans.
As someone who always always ALWAYS has to belch after eating or drinking, I kind of don’t even know where to start when it comes to stories about it
Just a few nights ago I was out at a bar and started feeling a big burp coming on, it must have shown on my face because a woman looked at me and asked if I was okay, probably thinking that I might be feeling sick. I couldn’t really respond right away because the air was literally coming up my throat so I had to blast out a 4 or 5 second long belch before telling her I’m feeling much better after that. She looked a little stunned after
Most recent one for me would probably be last thanksgiving. We have a big gathering of our extended family including uncles, aunts, and cousins. I had only recently gotten back from college where I am not at all restrained with my burps and got absolutely stuffed during dinner. So after eating my family is sitting at the table talking and I feel a burp coming so I instinctually do what I do at college which is make it as massive as I can.
It comes roaring out as probably one of the loudest burps I have personally done and lasted for around 5 seconds. When it was done I felt really proud of how loud it was before remembering I was with my family. I turned bright red as soon as I looked around.
Luckily no one in my family really cares for manners that much as long as it isn’t in public (My immediate family burps at the table when we have family dinner) but it is still pretty embarrassing to let out an absolute beast in front of your grandparents and have them look at you in shock.
Today I was with my friend and she was drinking a bottle of soda. After a few gulps she went to drink some more but involuntarily done a big burp into the bottle. It must have made a reaction to the gas that was in the bottle because it immediately fizzed up and overflowed all over her face. It was actually quite funny because neither of us were expecting that to happen.
Both had and heard some absolute monsters today. I was invited to dinner at my girlfriends parents today and I learned that her complete disregard for manners definitely comes from her family. She will just let huge burps fly whenever she feels like it no matter where she is or who is around (I wish I had even a fraction of that confidence). When I was getting ready to head over today she told me not hold back my burps while there. I was pretty skeptical of this because I know most people don’t appreciate monstrous belches during meals let alone during casual conversation.
When I got there I was introduced to them and things seemed to be going pretty well. Which is good because I was really nervous about it. Which in most situations would probably not be very good because when I get nervous I get even more gassy than I normally am and basically start having to suppress burps like crazy.
I bring this up because I was getting seriously gassy because of how nervous I was while talking with them when dinner started my girlfriend said something and when I went to respond I let out a huge burp (pretty loud and like 3 seconds long) in the middle of my sentence. As soon as I let it out I completely froze.
Luckily for me though her family didn’t care at all and I even got told that it was a weak one. After I had let that burp out the flood gates seemed to be opened and her parents started letting out absolute monsters.
Dinner quickly turned into a four sided burping contest and the smallest burp let out was my accidental one that started everything. Definitely not what I expected when I was invited to meet my girlfriend’s parents but it was an absolutely incredible experience.
I accidentally burped loudly at a wedding ceremony yesterday!
I had just eaten some bits of rich food that was laid out already, before sitting down for the ceremony. As we sat, I felt I needed to burp, and when it all went silent ready for the vows, my burp came out, louder than I expected. I quickly put my hand over my mouth, and the people next to me laughed quietly.
Throughout the vows the bride kept trying to suppress giggling, and I know it was my burp that made her giggly.
Assuming that you have already gotten used to your girlfriend’s burps, their loudness base and all, which parents’ burps would you say impressed you the most? The mother’s or the father’s? Like, who was the most frequent or loudest of them?
Bro mine is so stupid. Just today i was at a wedding. There was a two hour gap between the reception and ceremony. Like an hour in i was feeling hot and wanted a drink, and since they provided some sodas i didnt need to pay for i grabbed a sprite.
A thing with me is that when i drink soda lots of times the burp is delayed (i burp after drinking a can like 20 min after i actually drank it). I got distracted then i saw the bridal party arrive. By the time i got my crap together they were about to come in.
I had to run to get there and i guess that shook my stomachs contents around. I barely had enough time to get in the room and out of the way when the MC started talking (they havent even started the music yet). And with in an almost silent room full of people and the bridal party in the doorway i unleashed a decently loud burp. I somehow managed to play it off by annoyedly looking at others in a “ewww, why youd do that” kinda way but i dont think the wedding party was convinced. Oof
Hiiii, idk if i’m late on this, it’s my first time here, im not a native speaker so apologize my english.
18 female and this happened in 10th grade.
We were having a free period and we decided to have pizza for lunch.
I was sitting next to this guy that i liked. He was realasing some burps during lunch, they were kinda loud but not solid.
I get a little aroused by this, but tried to control myself, i ended up chugging like 3 glasses of soda in a very short time, didn’t feel much at first.
After the meal we went back to school, we were running late so i was walking pretty fast, i think the movement shaked my stomach.
2 secs later i could feel the air rising up my throat and made that distinctive gurgle before the burp, even a lady that was walking near me give me a confused look. Finally, it come out.
I had my mouth closed but it was so loud anyway, it lasted like 4-5 secs, one of the bassiest burps i ever released. I quickly cover my mouth and apologize but the guy from before was by my side so he could hear it.
I turned to him surprised by my own burp, and he has this same surprised/funny look, he laughed and said something like “excuse you” or “bless you” he also joked about that if we have a burping contest i win fs. I just blushed and stay silent cause i was so embarrased.
Later that day in class, i kept uncontrollably burping, they were long, deep and yep, they smelled.
i feel so ashamed about this, probably anyone near me could hear them, specially this girl next to me who looked very pissed at my burps.
So that was the time that i discovered that i get aroused by burping in front of others.
I was at the gym last night and it was late, so I was virtually alone. It was chest day, so I found a nice quiet corner to set up a bench and do some incline dumbbell press… I’m just about to hit a pr when I feel a burp from my preworkout brewing. I take a quick look around and I can’t see anyone at all, so I take the opportunity to quickly inhale a bit of air to enhance the burp, and I let rip a pretty decent 4ish second bassy belch. Then I notice in the mirror that one of the other gym regulars I know is stood behind the squat rack behind me. She sticks her head round and gives me a mock-scandalised look, and we both laughed and proceeded to have a fun chat about it
Thanksgiving is the best time of year for burpy Americans. It did not disappoint. Mostly I was the one burping (alcohol and two liters of seltzer water made me burp endlessly) but I heard about four people burp. I don’t have family to celebrate with so I was with friends and new acquaintances, so their burps are fair game. lol
Just few weeks ago, my wife and I visited a small quaint town in Central Italy. For dinner, we went to a typical restaurant where we had a plate of regional sausages, ham, cheese, and vegetables, and a dish of pasta all’amatriciana (a sauce with tomato, jowl bacon, and cheese). The portions were quite big and we left the restaurant full and satisfied. As we were walking to our hotel, out of nowhere, my wife lets out a huge belch, long and loud, which reverberated against the stone walls of the houses. I laughed while she covered her mouth with both hands and blushed. Luckily, none was around.
This story happened about 10 years ago, I had a trashy female friend, quite short and a bit chubby. One time we were walking in the old part of town in a street just the two of us and she unleashed this giant burp that echoed and then laughed. I was taken back by it and shocked which made her laugh even more. This was before I cared about burps so it didn’t do anything to me. Looking back, plenty of girls burped in front of me throughout the years but this one incident stood out.
She saw my fiji water and asked if she could drink from it cuz it was so hot. I said go for it. And i’m sitting, she’s got one knee in my crotch area and shes towering over me. I look up to see her drinking the water and then i feel a belch come up from me so i tilt my head down and belch at her stomach. We just laughed after i said my bad. And then we continued our unusually intimate dance.
