What the title says, this can also be expanded to other world leaders or just political figures
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Does Monica Lewinsky count? Honestly, Michelle Obama would probably have good ones, just because most black women online and that I know are amazing burpers. Melania’s might be nice, too. AOC isn’t a president nor a first lady, but hers would be peak
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Sure she counts and I agree with AOC as well
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Mary Todd Lincoln
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Kind of hilarious yet intriguing question haha. AOC is definitely a snack and I can see her really being able to blast them if she wanted to. As heinous as she is I could imagine Marjorie Taylor Greene burping unabashedly (she’s already rudely vaped during a theatrical performance lol). As far as I know the one president who actually has been caught burping out loud is Lyndon Johnson, so I’d give him the award of best presidential burper and I could imagine his wife Lady Bird being able to respond with a decent belch of her own
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That was actually Lauren Boebert who vaped during the Beetlejuice musical lmao
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Didn’t Lauren Boebert wank someone off?
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Yep, at the same performance lmao
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She might be a good burper
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Wait until I talk about horror characters
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Also, I’m not sure she exactly counts, but Brett Cooper has talked about being a good burper before. Here’s a clip of her stifling one. Super cute: https://youtube.com/shorts/lIQaMioO0aQ?si=9vx3yM55E8Ey_hSf
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I guess she counts but Idk
If we are counting right wing grifters then the list is endless. I think Kemi Badenoch or Lis Truss would be prime belchers
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Lol, my bad! I get these wingnuts confused.
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Monica Lewinsky feels weird bringing up. She’s off limits for me. Just gotta have SOME kind of boundary, you know?
I have no idea why I think this about AOC, but something tells me her gas is weak. I literally have no evidence to back this up. None at all. Just vibes. Idk. Maybe I’m getting subconscious vibes from girls she reminded me of in college who sucked at burping and farting.
It sucks that some of the craziest fucking women in politics are uber hot. People talk a lot about Marjorie and Lauren, but have you seen Anna Paulina Luna? Wowie-zowie. Gorgeous. But she’s fucking nutters. Probably rips ass like a motherfucker though. Probably. But I can’t find it in me to fantasize much about those crazy bitches.
Now Michelle Obama…there’s a fucking woman. She could probably rip a great one from both ends.
But who knows? Maybe AOC would be better than her and my vibes are totally off.
Does anyone remember Julia Gillard? Former PM of Australia? I remember memes about her. I can see her belt out a good one. What a donk…
Melania just makes me think of a mannequin. No attraction there. None whatsoever. I don’t give a fuck if she can burp well. Ain’t fapping to that.
Jacqueline Kennedy? Maybe. People drank a lot back then. Could see a cocktail make her burp a bit. Lord knows how she was able to handle her husband’s affairs.
Don’t know why but Hilary Clinton doesn’t strike me as much of a burper but more of a farter.
Had she won, Kamala strikes me as a burper.
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Since we seem to have stuck to first ladies, edith roosevelt. I cant see a man like teddy being into a demure girl
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