Recently went on a trip with some friends. Had some amazing dinners each night, but this one night in particular we went to a restaurant on a farm. Our table was at the edge of the restaurant patio and the grassy lawn and garden.
Everything was delicious. A chorizo sauce with fluffy bread to dip it in, massive porkchops, multiple types of pasta. This one girl on the trip who I hadn’t met before got the spinach pappardelle in a creamy pumpkin sauce. They initially gave her the wrong order, so she starting eating late. Nevertheless, she wolfed down her pasta before anyone else was through.
While everyone else was laughing, talking, and having a good time, I noticed she put a hand to her chest and was hiccupping like she was stifling a couple silent burps. After that, she loudly said “excuse me!” and was like, “I’m gonna go take a walk around the garden. More like waddle around the garden.” And off she went.
Later on that night, she complained a couple times about feeling gassy, too. Didn’t hear her burp any, though. She’s tall, white, skinny with long, brown curly hair.
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The night before, we went to a steakhouse. Between at least 8 appetizers, plus two sushi omakase servings we split between a dozen people, our table ordered way too much food. And that was before our entrees arrived. My girlfriend got this delicious grilled fish in a thick green sauce. It also came with this thick, creamy orange rice that was almost like porridge. I didn’t like it, but my girlfriend did.
My girlfriend can be a bit of a psychopath when it comes to her drinks orders. She got a double gin, neat, and when they brought it out, it looked like four pours worth of gin. She begged me to help her with it, so I pitched in a little, but it was mostly all hers. The restaurant was LOUD and everyone was making conversation. But between the alcohol and all the food, my girlfriend turned to me and let out a quiet, low continuous burp. She wasn’t burping in my ear, but she discreetly directed it my way so I could hear, even over all the noise. I don’t think anyone else noticed, but of course I had to feign playfully like she was being rude.
When we got back to our hotel room, we jumped into the bathroom together to brush our teeth. She was wearing a black mini dress that made her green eyes really pop. The dress hugged her tits nicely, and I was already thinking about how good she looked all night. But I had no clue what was going on underneath the dress until she took it off in the bathroom, exposing her belly.
The whole thing was distended like MsYummyTummyAble. I don’t think she’d realized how big she was, cuz after taking off the dress, she stopped what she was doing and made stunned, wide eyes in the mirror and made a knowing face at me.
Perfect vacation.