I burp probably excessively. I would say maybe about 50 times a day. More if I have a lot of carbonated beverages or really garlicky or fibrous food. Too bad I can’t get off to the sound of my own burps. But recently I have come to enjoy having others hear my burps if they respond to them.
Last night I was having some beers with a friend I have only known a few months. I ripped a decent burp (deep, loud, and maybe about 3 seconds long) and then another a few seconds later. This had been probably the 20th burp but for some reason, maybe because they were so close to each other, my friend exclaimed, “Jesus!” I felt pretty proud.
You should do a burp workshop for RXXX sufferers (I can’t remember the acronym; I keep wanting to say RHCP which is Red Hot Chili Peppers lol)! Having to burp in the middle of one’s sentence is usually pretty funny. I don’t think that’s happened to me in a while where I couldn’t control it.
That sounds uncomfortable! My mom burps a lot too and I was constantly disgusted. I actually didn’t burp at all around her. Somehow they managed to contain themselves. No one that knows me would ever fathom that could be possible!
I have that condition where I cannot, and if I actually do it’s like a silent hiccup. It’s like I physically cannot burp. I could actually win all of those soda chugging no-burp challenges if I wanted to.
That sounds painful. My stomach hurts when I drink carbonated beverages and hold my burps in. It feels like I will explode and takes a while for them to come back up. How do you get relief?